It took me a while to write my speech.
I think my speech was the funniest cause I got more laughs than anyone else.
My speech was called: Do Aliens Exist?
Here's a sneak peek at my speech...
Ladies and gentle men I will now say a... AHHH! its an alien! were all gonna die! uhhh! is he gone? phew! Okay where was I oh yeah! have you ever wondered if aliens really exist? well I'm here to answer that mystery with my personal guide to aliens!
I think aliens are real because there have been a lot of UFO sightings, for example: in 1952 people saw 6 glowing objects hovering around the light house.
The most commonly known alien is the Gray alien it has big black eyes, no ears, grey or pink skin, arms legs and a humanoid body.
There is another alien called Reptilian or a Reptiod.
A Reptiod has huge cat like eyes, three fingers and a thumb, forked tongue and a scaly body.
Did you know that there's an alien that actually lives here on earth.
Its name is Chupacubra, Chupacubra stands for goat-sucker because it sucks up every last drop of blood from its victims.
The Chupacubra has red eyes that are as big as a hens egg it has bare grey or blue skin, big spikes and it has long legs for bounding 20 metres at a stride.
There are a lot of different kinds of UFOs there's one that looks like 2 plates stuck together.
Theres even one that looks like a house hold steam iron.
On January the 7th 1948 Mantell and 2 other set off in P-51 Mustangs to investigate a huge object.
Thomas Mantell reported that it appeared to be metallic.
The other 2 gave up the chase but Mantell decided to to follow it up.
He tried to reach 9,000 meters but radio contact was lost.
Later that day Mantells air craft was found completely destroyed 135 km away.
The press described Mantell as the first UFO victim.
So now that I've told you about the presence of aliens and UFOs, have you changed you're mind?
Theres even one that looks like a house hold steam iron.
On January the 7th 1948 Mantell and 2 other set off in P-51 Mustangs to investigate a huge object.
Thomas Mantell reported that it appeared to be metallic.
The other 2 gave up the chase but Mantell decided to to follow it up.
He tried to reach 9,000 meters but radio contact was lost.
Later that day Mantells air craft was found completely destroyed 135 km away.
The press described Mantell as the first UFO victim.
So now that I've told you about the presence of aliens and UFOs, have you changed you're mind?
I hoped you liked my speech because that was my last! =(