Is This Speech Going To Be Long?

One day at school ( I don't know which day ) my class wrote SPEECHES!!!
It took me a while to write my speech.
I think my speech was the funniest cause I got more laughs than anyone else.
My speech was called: Do Aliens Exist?
Here's a sneak peek at my speech...

Ladies and gentle men I will now say a... AHHH! its an alien! were all gonna die! uhhh! is he gone? phew! Okay where was I oh yeah! have you ever wondered if aliens really exist? well I'm here to answer that mystery with my personal guide to aliens!

I think aliens are real because there have been a lot of UFO sightings, for example: in 1952 people saw 6 glowing objects hovering around the light house.

The most commonly known alien is the Gray alien it has big black eyes, no ears, grey or pink skin, arms legs and a humanoid body.

There is another alien called Reptilian or a Reptiod.

A Reptiod has huge cat like eyes, three fingers and a thumb, forked tongue and a scaly body.

Did you know that there's an alien that actually lives here on earth.

Its name is Chupacubra, Chupacubra stands for goat-sucker because it sucks up every last drop of blood from its victims.

The Chupacubra has red eyes that are as big as a hens egg it has bare grey or blue skin, big spikes and it has long legs for bounding 20 metres at a stride.

There are a lot of different kinds of UFOs there's one that looks like 2 plates stuck together.
Theres even one that looks like a house hold steam iron.


On January the 7th 1948 Mantell and 2 other set off in P-51 Mustangs to investigate a huge object.
Thomas Mantell reported that it appeared to be metallic.
The other 2 gave up the chase but Mantell decided to to follow it up.
He tried to reach 9,000 meters but radio contact was lost.
Later that day Mantells air craft was found completely destroyed 135 km away.
The press described Mantell as the first UFO victim.


So now that I've told you about the presence of aliens and UFOs, have you changed you're mind?

I hoped you liked my speech because that was my last! =(      

Leaping Narratives, What's That? N #2

Name: Boone Dixon                                                   

Age: 12                                                                                                                                                

Gender: Boy                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

Height: 5 ft                                                                

Weight: 26 kg

Body Type: Kinda skinny                                     

Personality: Energetic  

Hair: Short, Black

Eye: Dark brown 

Clothes: Short sleeve t-shirt, Shorts

Secret: Snake teeth

Name: Carly Beth

Age: 12

Gender: Girl

Height: 4 ft 9

Weight: 32 kg

Body Type: Kinda skinny and athletic

Personality: Very brave 

Hair: Long black hair

Eye: Hazel

Clothes: short sleeve t-shirt, jeans

This is the story I wrote...

"Next up to tell there speech is... Josh!" BEEP!!!! " Okay class after lunch when Josh finishes his speech it's Bridget then Carly and then Boone." As you can see my name is Boone Dixon. I'm 12 years old, I'm kinda skinny and I'm super restless like every 3 seconds when I'm sitting I always have to fidget. I'm in room11 with Miss Riptide.


BEEP! "oh-no! what happens if they find out?" "I dunno" said Carly Beth. Carly Beth is not a girly girl she always wears jeans and a short sleeve t-shirt. She kinda skinny like but she also got an athletic body, long black hair and hazel eyes. Carly is very brave, were both 12 and she is the only one who knows my secret. Josh's speech was about how wars start. Josh's speech took 2 mins and Bridget's took 2 mins as well. After Bridget finished Carly nervously walked to the front of the class. Her speech was funny and weird at the same time because her speech was called do aliens exist. Sadly her speech was 2 mins and 59 sec so she didn't make it. I was up next and once I got up felt everyone staring into me like a thousand bees stinging me and  I could feel that I was beginning to get butterflies in my stomach. After what felt like hours Miss Riptide told me to start. My speech is about how dangerous are snakes? once I got to my 3rd que card I heard someone gasp! but before he could say anything Carly Beth punched him right in the face. As soon as she did his friend had a go at Carly and he punched her in the the chest but Carly only giggled I guess she hardly felt it. But another person cried out "HES GOT FANGS!!!" then the whole room erupted into gasp's then Carly started a big fight to save me from shame but it was to late then someone had a go at me I ducked just in time and he slammed his hand on the black board and screamed in pain. After an hour or so the class calmed down but I was still exhausted because now everyone knows my biggest secret that not even my mum knew or even my dad didn't know!                  

It's Riddle Time!

This is you're riddle for today:


 What walks with 4 legs in the morning, 2 at noon and three in the evening, and the more legs it has the weaker it be?


Clue: The Sphinx said it.  

YIPPE!!! I'm Doing Random Writing! [1]

On Tuesday 2nd of November our whole class did something called... RANDOM WRITING!! Random writing is when Miss Davies (our teacher) tells us to write numbers 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 down the side of our book. Then she tells us to write stuff like an animal or where do you go to get the grocery's from? Then we have to write a story that includes all of the six things in it.

She told us to write an (1) animal. (2) A grocery store. (3) Boy and girl that starts with T.(4) Favourite book.(5) Our lest favourite colour.(6) What do you say when somebody scares you. 

(1) Kitten

(2) Countdown

(3) Tony & Tiara

(4) MONSTER BLOOD!

(5) Grey

(6) AAAHHH!!!

(This is the story I wrote using all of the above...) 

"Mum, can I please have that kitten!" I absolutely love animals and sometimes I forget to introduce myself. My name is Tony and my sister Tiara is a total pain in the ne... "BOO!!" "AAAHHH!!!" "hahaha, you should of seen the look on your'e face hahaha!" said Tiara. Anyway I'm 11yr's old and my "sister" is 8yr's old. Anyway back to the story...  "Are you responsible?" "YES!" "fine but after we have got to go to Countdown, okay?" "OKAY!" "oh and one more thing you've got to stop yelling at me" "yeah, Tony" said tiara.

"Wow hey mum can I have this can that says MONSTER BLOOD! (duh, duh, duh) on it?" "fine" mum said.  

"Mum I'm going up stair to open MONSTER BLOOD!" "okay" wow it's all slimey and grey. Oh! I know the perfect joke I'll feed her this (MUH HA HA!) but I'll have to sneak into her room. I made loud thudding noises as I went down the stairs. "WOAH! dang I just dropped it, Hey! Kittey dont eat it" GULP! "Hey why'd you eat it Kittey?... ROAR!!! "OH MY GOSH! RUN!"

What will happen to tony now and why do think he said "RUN!" find out in part 2.  

Leaping Narratives, What's That? N #1

on the 9th of November Miss Davies was teaching us how to write a Narrative. After she told two Narratives that she wrote, she told us to create two characters that are going be in our Narratives. Then she said that we were going to write 3 Narratives. She told us to write down  these things and fill them in:


Name: Matt Daniel's
Age: 12
Gender: Boy
Height: 7 foot 5
Weight: 35 kg
Body Type: Muscular and Sporty
Personality: Vain
Hair: Short, Black
Eye: Turquoise
Clothes: Short Sleeve
Secret: Born with a tail


Name: Monster Munroe
Age: 13
Gender: Boy
Height: 6 foot 4
Weight:36 kg
Body Type: Muscular
Personality: Big mouth and Anger management
Hair: Short, Brown
Eye: Hazel
Clothes: Short Sleeve


This is the story using these characters...


"Matt! wheres you're togs?" "in my room!" "they better cause there not in the wash!" said mum.
"Matt  wheres you're togs? for the 3rd time!" "I cant find them!" "oh well you'll have to wear you're speedo's" said mum

My name is Matt Daniels I'm 12yr's old. I'm tall for my age because I'm 7foot5 and I'm not even in the teen years yet. I've got short black hair and turquoise eyes. I've got an athletic body. Anyway back to the story. "Do I have to!" "yes" "fine" I said. "I just hope that Monster Munroe is away." Oh and Monster Munroe's real name is Michael Munroe. We just call him monster because hes strong and he has anger management.


Once I got to school my class and I had to go to the school pool. Once I got changed we had to go into the pool. To warm up Miss Davies threw little hoops all around the pool then she told us to go and find them. As soon as I went under water I saw a green hoop. As soon as I reached for it I saw Monster Munroe looking at my speedo's. I swam towards him. Just as he was going to say something I punched him right in the guts. That got him real angry and before you knew it we were wrestling under water. Suddenly with amazing strength Miss Davies pulled us out of the water and when she did I did an uppercut to finish the battle. When she saw what I did she told me to meet her in her office. A few minutes later Miss Davies walked through the door way and said "why'd you hit Michael?" "he was going to tell the whole world about my secret" "and what is you're secret?" so I turned around and pulled my t-shirt up and I buried my head in my hands and started crying. When she tapped me on the shoulder I turned around and saw that she had a tail to!         

YIPPE!!! I'm Doing Random Writing! [2]

Last time on MONSTER BLOOD!


"Hey Kitty don't eat it!" GULP! "Hey why'd you eat it, Kitty?... ROAR! "OH MY GOSH! RUN!"


Kitty used to be about the size of you're foot but since he ate the grey MONSTER BLOOD he grew and grew until he was 4 story's tall! and now he's got two giant scorpion tails, 4 front legs, eagle wings and 3 dog like heads!
BOOM!!! the entire front of the house was completely destroyed as Kitty burst out and started recking havoc across Henderson. Tony started thinking of how to stop what he started but he couldn't think of anything when he thought that all hope was lost he suddenly had an idea "I wonder if I ate some MONSTER BLOOD I could fight Kitty and try to force the MONSTER BLOOD from her body, yeah that could work" so I started running up the stairs as fast as I could. Once I got into my room I looked every where. After 10-20 seconds I started to give up but then I saw something shiny under my bed could it be?    

What will happen to Tony now? has he found it has he found the MONSTER BLOOD!? find out in part 3

YIPPE!!! I'm Doing Random Writing! [3]

Last time on MONSTER BLOOD!


Once I got into my room I looked every where. After 10-20 seconds I started to give up but then I saw something shiny under my bed could it be?


Yes it was I once I grabbed it I started jumping up and down and screaming my head off. After a few seconds I lifted the lid off... yes! there was a little more at the bottom so I reached down and scooped a hand full and shoved it into my mouth. I could actually feel it sliding down my throat. Once I heard it hit the bottom of my stomach I could feel me growing. And I could see that I was growing 2 more arms I could feel my head forming a lizard snout and a snake tail (that's a tail with a snake head on the end of the tail).  
"Ouch!" as my head burst out of the roof and debris started falling all around me BOOM! my whole house just crumbled beneath me. As I looked up to find Kitty but all I could see was... "OH-NO!"


What do you think Tony saw? find out in the finale of part 4!

YIPPE!!! I'm Doing Random Writing! [4]

Last time on MONSTER BLOOD!


"Ouch!" as my head burst out of the roof and debris started falling all around me BOOM! my whole house just crumbled beneath me. As I looked up to find Kitty but all I could see was... "OH-NO!"


As far as my eyes could see was debris, debris and more debris had I been to late? I looked all around me then I finally saw Kitty tearing Toy world apart "noooooooo!" I yelled, that got me real angry "ROAR!" I burst out of the ruble. Boom! the whole earth shook as I takled Kitty to the ground I stood up and waited for Kitty to pounce on me but no he was knocked out cold this is my chance I thought so I took a few steps back and jumped on to his stomach. I heard a vomiting sound coming from Kitty and saw a little grey speck flying up. "Yes it worked!" but then a horrible thought came in my head how do I change back. "Maybe if I punch myself it'll come out" so I raised my fist and with all my might I punched myself in the stomach "yes!" when I punched my self I saw a little grey thing flying out of my stomach. Suddenly I began to feel dizzy then I looked down to the ground I saw it coming up to meet me. A few seconds later I was back to normal. 
"Phew! I'm never going to do that again!"  

The Mysterious Weekend

In the morning of the 4th of September my mum told us that we were going some where special but for some strange reason she just would not tell us. Even though I begged and begged and begged and begged mum still would not tell us. All she said was " We are going at 11:30am tomorrow (Fathers Day)."
At last it was Fathers day and I just couldn't wait! I thought of all of the places we could go to: the Zoo, Kelly Tarltons, the Movies, the Sky tower, to Nana and Poppa's place, overseas, Wellington etc. 
"YAY!!! at last it's 11:30!!" once we got in the car we set off to see where we are going.
When we got to the motorway we suprisingly went past the motorway and continued down. Dad knew where we were going but he tricked us and said we were going to the dump but I knew he was just tricking. Then mum said to me where have you all ways wanted to go? I thought and thought but I couldn't think of anything then we parked by a strange looking building, when I came closer I saw that it was the Indoor Go-Karting raceway. 
When I saw that it was the Go-Karting I couldn't believe it! but then I said "Wait, don't you have to be 12 yrs to drive?" "No, you just have to be 1.35 meters tall." 
Once we got in we had to put on helmets and we had to watch a movie about the rules (BORING!). After the movie one of the staff brought us down to the Go-Karts I hoped in number 19 and I had to wait for Jess at the start because she didn't know how to work it (Sigh!). And obviously Dad beat me (Sob!).  
But still it was really super duper fun! Man you should really try it, it's at 82 the Concourse, Lincoln North, Henderson and their phone number is (09)836 5895. There website is http://www.aucklandraceway.co.nz. Man it's AWESOME!!! you should really go and try it.   http://aucklandraceway.co.nz

My Plan To Invade Earth

Greetings, my name is Daniel and this is my conquered blog. I'm 11 and I live in NZ.   I'm new to this blog thing but I'm already enjoying it! 
I'm in room 17 with the funniest teacher on the planet, oh and the nicest, and that teacher is the one the only... Miss Davies!
 As you can see I really like being in command and watching things being conquered. On this COOL!! blog I'll be telling you about my everyday life, oh and of course my cool learning. 
Every Saturday I play soccer at 10 am but sadly I've lost every game I've played. The worst score is probably 10 nil. On Sundays me and my Dad sometimes go shooting (at targets)and I also like building models. Now I really hope that you'll give me lots of comments.


(As you humans say...) Peace out!

Super Secret Stuff

On Tuesday the 7th of September I went to a place called Secrets and Lies (duh duh duh). Ken Ring taught us that in order  for Antarctica and the Arctic to melt it has to be 90 degrees the closest  is only 47 degrees and thats in Death Valley in Mexico, so only scorpions can live there . It's also possibile to predict earth quakes.
After morning tea, Ken taught us that fourtune telling is simple trickery and they only do it for the money.
You can read people's personality just by looking at there right hand palms you can also tell cat personality's just by looking at the cats fur, because if the cats fur colour is dark that means it's a very good hunter.  If you read the book Pawmistry it'll tell you more about cats. 
He also he told us if you tie a piece of bark to a string and hold it straight out in front of you and think of a circle it'll spin in a circle. 
Once we got back from lunch, Ken taught us trickery games. 
Man I really wish that I could go back.